Best thing I ever said?

I am proud to say this line rolled off my tongue a few years ago:
"Pink Floyd did drugs so you don't have to!"

After a nice conversation with Mike Ryan, I can now bear witness to the fact you can say:
"[Insert techno band here] did drugs so you don't have to!"

Also, in the words of his thesis supervisor, "There is no such thing as good writing. There is only good re-writing."

Something I can bear witness to via the agony that went into my 1-page 'Statement of Interest' for grad school applications. Well, I don't know if the final result is good. But it's better.